Far, far, far too long.
The Humans have been doing a lot of work, one rebuilt a shed, then got a new job.
He’s also pulled out a kitchen, stripped it bare, ripped the plumbing out, and rebuilt it completely – virtually single handedly (apart from gas hob, which he couldn’t do).
The other Human has been looking after the little human a lot – which takes a massive lot of work, so that is perfectly understandable.
She, and the little human have also spent a lot of time round little human’s granny – whilst the big hairy human was ripping the kitchen out.
We’ve also had some physical issues – the fence between gardens has been rebuilt – but without some highways for us.
The humans did discuss making said highways between their gardens – they’ve just not yet done it.
I will have a word with them about making this happen in the coming days now that they have somewhat less on their plates to do inside the house…. maybe they can do some work outside – for not only them, but for us Hodgehegs.